{"id":3296,"date":"2006-01-21T01:19:36","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T09:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delightfilledart.wordpress.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2016-01-27T22:15:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-28T06:15:11","slug":"german-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/?p=3296","title":{"rendered":"German 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always planned to learn more languages &#8211; but have been stalled at my French plateau.\u00c2\u00a0 You get to a certain point with a language and it&#8217;s really difficult to advance.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve forgotten most of my ancient Greek, even the alphabet.\u00c2\u00a0 But with the approach of our trip to Europe, I felt I should get a handle on German.\u00c2\u00a0 I feel like it&#8217;s important to at least make an effort to learn the native language of a country.<\/p>\n<p>So with this goal in mind, I put a video on hold at the VPL called &#8220;Lerne Deutsche.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 I knew I was taking a bit of a risk, borrowing a video sight unseen.\u00c2\u00a0 And as the German youth in Speedos frolicked on the beach during the opening orchestrated anthem, I knew I was in for more than a dip in a cultural experience.\u00c2\u00a0 It turns out that this video is from 1983.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the side-splitting highlights (or borrow it and see for yourself &#8211; it&#8217;s good medicine):<\/p>\n<p>1. Parts of the body &#8211; 30-second, zoomed in 360 of a person&#8217;s chin<\/p>\n<p>2. Colours &#8211; Young boy holding a series of square pieces of cardboard that he had coloured on with markers, but all of them look white and you can&#8217;t see the colours.<\/p>\n<p>3. The sheer randomness of the video &#8211; switching from months of the year to a phrase like &#8220;the butterfly in the garden&#8221; and &#8220;doing a summersault&#8221; (with a 19 year old in a Speedo, of course, doing a summersault on the beach).<\/p>\n<p>4. Ridiculously sensual shots of people in Speedos acting out\u00c2\u00a0emotive actions\u00c2\u00a0(crying, singing, laughing).<\/p>\n<p>5. Teenaged male putting on talcum powder.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I&#8217;m starting to feel more comfortable with the 19-letter words and the pronunciation.\u00c2\u00a0 Hopefully by March I will be able to competently read words out of a phrase book or off of signs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always planned to learn more languages &#8211; but have been stalled at my French plateau.\u00c2\u00a0 You get to a certain point with a language and it&#8217;s really difficult to advance.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve forgotten most of my ancient Greek, even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/?p=3296\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[74,296,476],"class_list":["post-3296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication","tag-adult-language-learning","tag-comedy","tag-german"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nancyduckhildebrand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}